Are you sick of frameworks that get in the way and take over boring and menial tasks that you should be doing?  Have you ever asked yourself: why am I using some popular and mature framework when it would be faster to just write my own?

Introducing Firestone, finally a framework for those who love reinventing the wheel. Firestone is a Universal Wheel Reinvention Framework (UWRF) and can be used to build ANY type of software. Yes, that’s right, ANY type! Web applications, desktop apps, mobile apps, frameworks and class libraries of any sort, and anything new that happens to come along in the future.

Sound too good to be true? Well just see what some of our early adopters are building with Firestone:

In-house Custom Source Control System - Who needs Git, Bazaar, or Subversion when you can just roll your own? Hell, Linus Torvalds did it, why shouldn’t you?
Custom O/RM Framework – Because your stakeholders are paying you to code not use something someone else already built.
Custom In-house Operating System – Why should your internal users be burdened with Mac OS X or Linux? Building and deploying your own Operating System allows you much more control over updates. Perfect for small businesses.

Download Firestone Now!

firestone.0.9.1.tar.gz

firestone.0.9.1.zip

Looking for documentation? Unfortunately, we don’t have any time to write any because we’re too busy reinventing those square wheels. Don’t let this hold you back, you know you wouldn’t have wrote any yourself, after all why should someone need to understand what you did when they can just reinvent another wheel?

FAQ

Is Firestone just for the arrogant and ignorant?

Unfortunately yes, our research has found that you must meet both of those qualifications in order to use Firestone effectively.

Where’s the documentation?

We don’t have any time to write any because we’re too busy reinventing those square wheels. Don’t let this hold you back, you know you wouldn’t have wrote any yourself, after all why should someone need to understand what you did when they can just reinvent another wheel?

What if I feel that I could do a much better job without Firestone and just write my own UWRF?

We understand completely, quit talking about it and do it!

Are you insane?

If you haven’t figure that out by now then Firestone isn’t going to help you.